Excuse me, why are you so sexy?
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
How many positions can you get into?
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
Hey, where are you going? (Home.) You're not just going to leave me here like this, are you?
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (No.) Are you taking applications?
What are you making for dinner?
You almost killed me! I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
You have the best hair in this bar.