Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?
So you're into sexting?
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.
Hey baby, are you a C Major Scale? Because you look all natural to me.
If beauty was a sin, God would never forgive you.
Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?