Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me and then I remember that I put up with you.
Hey baby. You make my sword go online.
Is your name Levy? Because I love you a Gajeel-ion times more than Jet and Droy?
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I'm in love.