Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
What's one thing you wish that you owned but you don't?
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
Please forgive me for not messaging you for ___hours. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with a complete smokeshow.
I wonder what our children will look like.
Saying while walking away: Your good looks don't intimidate me.
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!