Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
You should try my famous candy-corn chowder. Wanna come over for dinner next Friday?
You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams!
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
Love is not a word to say. Love is not a game to play. Love doesn't start in April and ends in May. Love is yesterday, tomorrow and forever.
You are my beginning and my end...and I will always love until the end of my breath.