Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
You must be a mahou shoujo. You got me under your spell.
Better wear my sunglasses because you Meiko my day so bright.
It isn't Christmas yet, but I'm already being gifted by your presence.
You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life.