Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok. Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!