You're cute, can I keep you?
The Oracle told me you are the one.
I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
Are you chemist? Because I want to do you periodically on a table.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
Are we in charms class? Cause you have me under your spell.
If a piece of paper meant "sexy," then you'd be a forest!
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!
I'm yin and you're yang, we just fit together.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".