Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
Are you a angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Congratulations! You have been chosen to play the pick up line game! Behind each door is a unique pick up line, including one about ketch up juice, choose wisely!
Roses are Red, Violets are Plants, what are you wearing, under your pants.
Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now. Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
You're more perfect than the key of C.
You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section – because you could melt all this stuff.