Hey girl. Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever.
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
I'm the type girl that'll let you score behind home plate.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
Can I show you my spitball?
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.