Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
Yeah girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you...
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
There's a game on Saturday. Want to?
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?