Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Are you Sonny Gray? Because I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
If you were a baseball , could I hit a homerun?
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.