As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
You're a catch worthy of a gold glove.
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.