I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?