The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I've already striked out 3 times today, let's not make it 4.
I hope you're good in catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.