I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
My split finger will have your knees buckling.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.