Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
Hey, hide this in your purse for me.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
If being fine was a crime, then you will just have to pay the time.
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
I'm alien, can I probe you?
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Are you a Kelly, a Michelle, or a Beyoncé?
Can I have your autograph? (Why?) Well, you are Miss America, aren't you?