I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.
Hey! What kind of music do you listen to?
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.