I must be a crank cuz I'm crazy for you.
Hi, do you speak English? (Yes.) Oh, me too.
I have to say I come here a lot and I've never seen anyone as stunning as you here.
You thought you don't have a chance with me? You're completely wrong.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you...I'd have one dollar!
Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
Can I have your autograph? (Why?) Well, you are Miss America, aren't you?
I'm alien, can I probe you?
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".