Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
Would you like to play my organ?
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
Wanna see my super stroke?
I'm leaving this place...want to cum?
Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.