Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
I just want you to know, I think you have beautiful eyes but I bet they're no match for that beautiful soul you have.
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!