If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
Would you like to play my organ?
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
Wanna see my super stroke?
I'm leaving this place...want to cum?