Let's go from emailing to texting.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Hey, ever heard of princesses? (Yeah, what about them?) You have my number, let me know if you ever wanna be treated like one.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!