Cheesy pick up lines

If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Would you like to play my organ?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, music
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty, funny
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute
I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cheesy
Wanna see my super stroke?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty, golf
I'm leaving this place...want to cum?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird, reverse
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