To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
The Specials? The only special thing here is you.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
I'm single. Can you believe that?
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
You should see the things I do to you in my dreams...
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!