You know what would be great? Talking to you.
I'm watching The Notebook and crying and need to be talked off a ledge. Help?
I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and there's no way I can carry all of these bags inside by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can wait...
You MUST have a nice personality.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Do you believe in love at first set...or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?