So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? (No.) Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it.
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
If you were a baseball , could I hit a homerun?
Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "I'm sorry but my heart stopped when I saw you and i just fell for you".
You remind me of a magnet, because you are attracting me over here!
Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.