Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far?
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
(standing close and staring at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kind of sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?
I must be lost. I thought paradise wasn't on earth.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?
Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle.