I don't really know if you're beautiful or not. I'm still enamored by your eyes.
You know – our teenage kids would be smoking hot.
You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Hey babe, I have perfect pitch so let me turn your tuning pegs.
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
I hear you like Bolts, well let me teach you how to screw.
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
I love you. You complete me.
Mind if I get drunk with you?