Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
I'm on my way to your house and I feel like it's about time to confess I look nothing like the pictures I sent.
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.