Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
You're more special than relativity.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.