Does beauty run in your family?
Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
Are you the mirror of Erised? Cause when I look at you, I can kind of see you naked?
I just called an ambulance because you made my heart skip a beat.
Are you a formication? Because you're getting under my skin.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because I'd have you.
I'm yin and you're yang, we just fit together.
Well, as William James says, I can't tell you about the experience.
Do you have a sewing kit? (No, why?) Because I'm ripped!
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.