How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.