Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.