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Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
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