I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.