I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My bologna has a first name.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I'd be in and outta you all day.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.