Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.