Every time I am close to you, all my problems disappear.
Sexual talk, on the other hand, doesn't work—though many men continue to think so.
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I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You seem awesome and I like awesome people.
We are programmed for each other baby!
Be honest. Which member of 1D is your fave?
I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.