I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be, it was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day I met you!
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
We would go great together, like peanut butter and jelly.
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
Thinking about you is like breathing. It can't stop and it's essential for my survival.
May dazzling princess, may I dance with you to the tune of the music that lasts forever?
Baby you don't have to sneeze. God already blessed you!
You are threatening my health. You're so sweet that you give me a diabetes.