You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
Our relationship is like caesium...explosive.