If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see dozen of the most beautiful things.
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!