I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.
I'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Is your dad in jail? Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.