Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
Let's relax tonight by spending two hours trying to find something to watch on Netflix.
I just wanna cuddle, but I can't cause I'm missnig you.
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel.
I'm a werewolf and you're the moon; When I see you I can't help ging crazy.
Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
Show me a man who doesn't think you look beautiful and I'll show you a man who is legally blind.