he grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
This might sound weird, but you have beautiful hands, are you single?
Titanic. That's my icebreaker. What's up?
Did it hurt? When you fall from the Hot Mountain?
Might you want to see my Slazenger alongside my naturally cleaned balls?
Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?
Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Hey I really love your skirt!