Cheesy pick up lines

Do these feel real to you?
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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