Do these feel real to you?
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.