You smell that? Smells like love.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Is you name Cana? Because I can see you in my future.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?
Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?