So you're a girl, eh?
Do you mind if the parrot watches?
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
If you were Anatomy, then I'd be Physiology because they always go together!
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
Me without you is like Fred without George.
Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.