Cheesy pick up lines

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy
Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say: You got a little beautiful on your face.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, weird, reverse
This tea needs some more C6 H12 O6...dip your finger in it.
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I'd be in and outta you all day.
Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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