The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
How are you during sex? Piano or forte?
Oh my God, I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world.
Can I show you my spitball?
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.