Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
It's a new world order. Have your way with me.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
If you were a transformer you'd be Hot-o-Bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.