Cheesy pick up lines

I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
70.04 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
70.03 % 43 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, biology, cheesy
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: math, nerdy, cheesy
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, offensive
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, cute, reverse
I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
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