I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.