You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
Do you think love is a real thing?
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!