They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
I've already striked out 3 times today, let's not make it 4.
May I have a some kiss, please?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?