Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon? Because you are the ONe.
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
How much woman can you handle?
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.