Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Are you Sonny Gray? Because I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
You're pretty and I'm damn cute. If we're together, we would be pretty cute.
If you were a baseball , could I hit a homerun?
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.