Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
I love you with all my circles, not my heart, because heart's break and circles go on forever.
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
Hey baby, let's see if you're that virtuostic in bed.
Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.
Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.