Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
May I use your phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I found the love of my life.
Electrical engineers do it with less resistance.
I'm watching The Notebook and crying and need to be talked off a ledge. Help?
You MUST have a nice personality.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.