My head isn't the only thing completely shaved.
By far the prettiest girl I've seen on Tinder.
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
So it says you're less than a mile away… I think destiny's trying to say something.
We're gonna look back at this app in 20 years and tell our kids our story. Then can follow up later with.. But first we need to make our story, starting with your number.
Can I ride your joystick?
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
Hey, hide this in your purse for me.
Something's wrong with this check. (What?) Your number is not on it.