My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I'll make an exception for you.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
I'm not sweaty from my workout; I'm just nervous talking to someone as beautiful as you.
Do you squat often? Cause that ass is unbelievable.
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams?
Are you a Kelly, a Michelle, or a Beyoncé?
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.