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Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, nerdy
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: math, cheesy
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, math, science, cute
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny, nerdy, cheesy
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, music, nerdy
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, dirty
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